10 Stupid Questions with Answers

1. At the movies: When you meet acquaintances/friends…
Stupid Question:-
Hey, what are you doing here?
Answer:-
Dont u know, I sell tickets in black over here..

2. In the bus: A heavy lady wearing pointed high-heeled shoes steps on your feet…
Stupid Question:-
Sorry, did that hurt?
Answer:-
No, not at all, I’m on local anesthesia…..why don’t you try again. (more…)

Published in: on September 28, 2007 at 1:07 pm  Comments (2)  

Why Newton went crazy

Once Newton came to India and watched a few Indian movies.

Here are a few scenes from the movies he watches

1) Hero has a Brain Tumor which, according to the doctors can’t be cured and his death is imminent. In one of the fights, our great Hero is shot in the head. To everybody’s surprise, the bullet passes through his ears taking away the tumor along with it and he is cured!
Long Live Hero!  (more…)

Published in: on August 24, 2007 at 9:53 am  Comments (2)  

How to drive a car

One hand on steering wheel, one hand out of window. – Sydney

One hand on steering wheel, one hand on horn – Japan

One hand on steering wheel, one hand on newspaper, foot solidly on accelerator… – Boston

Both hands on steering wheel, eyes shut, both feet on brake, quivering in terror – New York

Both hands in air, gesturing, both feet on accelerator, head turned to talk to someone in back seat – Italy

One hand on horn, one hand on holding gear, one ear listening to loud music, one ear on cell phone, one foot on accelerator, one foot on clutch, nothing on break, eyes on females in next car, – Welcome to INDIA!

Published in: on August 24, 2007 at 8:30 am  Leave a Comment  

Google’s April Fools day Practical jokes

You might have already noticed some of these new products on Google homepage

1) Google Tisp a free broadband internet service.

http://www.google.com/tisp/install.html 

 “Google TiSP (BETA) is a fully functional, end-to-end system that provides in-home wireless access by connecting your commode-based TiSP wireless router to one of thousands of TiSP Access Nodes via fiber-optic cable strung through your local municipal sewage lines.”

The FAQ section had some funny questions like this

Can I still use my toilet after installing TiSP?
Do we look stupid? Needless to say, the fiber optic cable that enables TiSP will not interfere with your toilet’s regular operations. For your own convenience, however, you may eventually wish to hire a professional contractor to help route the cable under, or through, the toilet seat to your TiSP wireless router.

2) Google Paper allows users to purchase “paper” documents of their emails.

http://mail.google.com/mail/help/paper/more.html

some more funny google products here

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Google’s_hoaxes

Published in: on April 1, 2007 at 8:56 am  Comments (2)  

Amrutham Comedy Serial

After a long gap i watched this serial today. Enjoy..
Click Here

Published in: on December 20, 2006 at 3:53 pm  Comments (3)