Why Newton went crazy

Once Newton came to India and watched a few Indian movies.

Here are a few scenes from the movies he watches

1) Hero has a Brain Tumor which, according to the doctors can’t be cured and his death is imminent. In one of the fights, our great Hero is shot in the head. To everybody’s surprise, the bullet passes through his ears taking away the tumor along with it and he is cured!
Long Live Hero! 

2) In another movie, Hero is confronted with 3 gangsters. Hero has a gun but unfortunately only one bullet and a knife. Guess, what he does? He throws the knife at the middle gangster and shoots
the bullet towards the knife. The knife cuts the bullet into 2 pieces, which kills both the gangsters on each side of the middle gangster and the knife kills the middle one.

3) Hero is chased by a gangster.. Hero has a revolver but no bullets in it. Guess what he does.

Nah? Not even in your remotest imaginations.

He waits for the gangster to shoot. As soon as the gangster shoots, Hero opens the bullet compartment of his revolver and catches the bullet. Then, he closes the bullet compartment and fires his gun….Bang…..the gangster dies…

This was too much for Newton to take! He was completely shaken and decided to go back. But he happened to see another movie for one last time, and thought that at least one movie would follow his theory of physics.
The whole movie goes fine and Newton is happy that all in the world hasn’t changed.

Oops, not so fast!

The climax scene finally arrives.

Hero gets to know that the villain is on the other side of a very high wall. So high that Hero can’t jump even if he tries like one of those superman techniques that our heroes normally use.
Hero has to desperately kill the villain because it’s the climax.

(Newton is smiling since it is virtually impossible?)

Hero suddenly pulls two guns from his pockets. He throws one gun in the air and when the gun has reached above the height of the wall, he uses the second gun and shoots at the trigger of the first gun in air.The first gun fires off and the villain is dead.

Newton’s head started spinning.He was convinced that all his logic and laws in physics were just a huge pile of junk and apologized for everything he had done. Newton went crazy.  :) 🙂

Published in: on August 24, 2007 at 9:53 am  Comments (2)  

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  1. hahaha….

    gud joke…

    its great…

    inthaki… whoz the hero in such films??!!!!

  2. gud joke. But films are only fantasies where a common man cannot do. If films come which can be done by a common man no theatre will be filled up.


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