
the customer’s face. Wow, that is quite deep.


Yeah, I am talking about the ‘arrow’ that you can see between the E and the x in this logo. The arrow was introduced to underscore speed and precision, which are part of the positioning of the company.













1. At the movies: When you meet acquaintances/friends…
Stupid Question:-
Hey, what are you doing here?
Answer:-
Dont u know, I sell tickets in black over here..
2. In the bus: A heavy lady wearing pointed high-heeled shoes steps on your feet…
Stupid Question:-
Sorry, did that hurt?
Answer:-
No, not at all, I’m on local anesthesia…..why don’t you try again. (more…)
Once Newton came to India and watched a few Indian movies.
Here are a few scenes from the movies he watches
1) Hero has a Brain Tumor which, according to the doctors can’t be cured and his death is imminent. In one of the fights, our great Hero is shot in the head. To everybody’s surprise, the bullet passes through his ears taking away the tumor along with it and he is cured!
Long Live Hero! (more…)
One hand on steering wheel, one hand out of window. – Sydney
One hand on steering wheel, one hand on horn – Japan
One hand on steering wheel, one hand on newspaper, foot solidly on accelerator… – Boston
Both hands on steering wheel, eyes shut, both feet on brake, quivering in terror – New York
Both hands in air, gesturing, both feet on accelerator, head turned to talk to someone in back seat – Italy
One hand on horn, one hand on holding gear, one ear listening to loud music, one ear on cell phone, one foot on accelerator, one foot on clutch, nothing on break, eyes on females in next car, – Welcome to INDIA!
Expense tracking is important because it helps you understand where all your money goes and will keep you on track with all your bills.
you can find one such expense tracker here. http://www.planabudget.com/budget_download.htm
All you have to do is enter your bills in this excel sheet and at the end of the month you will be able to see how much you spent on unnecessary things. By understanding your expenses, you will have a better understanding of how much you need to save and where to lower the expenses.
Use your restaurant table to give order. Put your credit card in the table for payment. Once you are in business meeting and both of you are carrying blue-tooth enabled mobile phones can share your business data. All in your good old normal table with abnormal activities. I wonder how people are getting all these ideas. Watch this for more information on surface computing.
http://www.techcrunch.com/2007/05/29/microsoft-announces-surface-computer/
Here is the article by v sundaram
http://www.newstodaynet.com/2007sud/mar07/210307.htm
The press release from the Reserve Bank of India about the new Rs. 2 coin (image on the top left) is rather benign. Describing one side of the new Ferritic Stainless Steel coin, the press note says
“The reverse face of the coin shows stylised representation of “Unity in Diversity” a defining characteristic of our country. The symbol shall be seen as four heads sharing a common body. It shall be thought of as people from all four parts of the country coming together under one banner and identifying with one nation. [Press Release]“
You might have already noticed some of these new products on Google homepage
1) Google Tisp a free broadband internet service.
http://www.google.com/tisp/install.html
”Google TiSP (BETA) is a fully functional, end-to-end system that provides in-home wireless access by connecting your commode-based TiSP wireless router to one of thousands of TiSP Access Nodes via fiber-optic cable strung through your local municipal sewage lines.”
The FAQ section had some funny questions like this
Can I still use my toilet after installing TiSP?
Do we look stupid? Needless to say, the fiber optic cable that enables TiSP will not interfere with your toilet’s regular operations. For your own convenience, however, you may eventually wish to hire a professional contractor to help route the cable under, or through, the toilet seat to your TiSP wireless router.
2) Google Paper allows users to purchase “paper” documents of their emails.
http://mail.google.com/mail/help/paper/more.html
some more funny google products here
1) MS word
Open Microsoft Word and type following
=rand (200,99)
and then HIT ENTER
2) Notepad
Load Notepad in Windows (in my case XP Pro)
Type “bush hid the facts” or “this app can break” or “this api can break” or “this cat can split” or “jane can not dance” or “xxxx xxx xxx xxxxx” (all in lowercase, no quotes)
Save this file under a name of your choice
Re-open the file (more…)
Pligg, the widely used open source “Digg-like” CMS, released its long anticipated Beta 8 today. Pligg’s dynamic structure allows users to quickly and effortlessly install and customize their sites. Pligg acts as a framework for many successful sites such as VH1’s Best Week Ever and VideoSift. The community currently consists of over 2,151 members.